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The ESPN EraArchived
Idiot Sandwich · 2017–2025, before the move to Sleeper
The Receipts (ESPN Era)
All-time franchise records from the 2017–2025 ESPN seasons. Frozen in carbonite.
All-time franchise records
| Franchise | Seasons | W-L-T | Win % | PF | PA | Titles | Best game | Worst game |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 Downs SyndromeBrayden Pomirko | 9 | 64-56 | 53.3% | 14,601.38 | 14,157.94 | 🏆🏆🏆 | 178.062019 wk 12 | 72.022024 wk 1 |
2 The Department of JusticeBucky Lemons | 9 | 62-58 | 51.7% | 14,360.48 | 14,241.90 | 🏆🏆 | 182.242022 wk 7 | 75.862017 wk 13 |
3 Darnell Moon-Mekelechi nwachuku | 9 | 69-51 | 57.5% | 14,840.70 | 13,813.70 | 🏆 | 197.722018 wk 11 | 73.562019 wk 13 |
4 Demar-diac ArrestGreyson Kash | 9 | 65-55 | 54.2% | 14,634.94 | 14,642.04 | 🏆 | 175.682024 wk 1 | 62.942022 wk 10 |
5 Let James CookJase Rupert | 9 | 56-64 | 46.7% | 13,684.88 | 13,998.86 | 🏆 | 184.142019 wk 3 | 61.822017 wk 8 |
6 Poop timeTron Rideaux | 8 | 49-58 | 45.8% | 11,919.84 | 12,587.90 | 🏆 | 176.162019 wk 5 | 33.102018 wk 11 |
7 South Side PrideJaxsen Wirth | 1 | 9-4 | 69.2% | 1,580.66 | 1,590.38 | 163.202019 wk 8 | 76.502019 wk 11 | |
8 Dru's CrewAndrew McGowan | 1 | 8-5 | 61.5% | 1,543.94 | 1,405.16 | 166.362025 wk 4 | 91.422025 wk 12 | |
9 Bucky's TeamGrayson Briggs | 7 | 57-37 | 60.6% | 11,150.08 | 10,632.72 | 165.962025 wk 7 | 65.862025 wk 6 | |
10 Hardin-Jefferson HawksBrayden Pelt | 9 | 67-53 | 55.8% | 14,608.58 | 14,000.40 | 200.342025 wk 7 | 45.862021 wk 13 | |
11 Porta my Deebona inner ButemanLuke Morreale | 9 | 60-60 | 50.0% | 14,604.56 | 14,146.04 | 199.742018 wk 12 | 68.902020 wk 6 | |
12 Tucker right in the PukaKenneth Hayman | 6 | 39-42 | 48.1% | 9,680.62 | 9,494.40 | 188.322023 wk 3 | 56.962022 wk 7 | |
13 Murray's MinionsMason Murray | 2 | 13-14 | 48.1% | 2,925.34 | 3,139.74 | 162.722023 wk 5 | 56.402023 wk 1 | |
14 Funsen FurnersCaleb Hayden | 2 | 12-14 | 46.2% | 2,846.46 | 2,993.98 | 152.122018 wk 6 | 60.482018 wk 11 | |
15 Malik-in’ You ScreamPatrick Medina | 1 | 6-7 | 46.2% | 1,486.92 | 1,626.92 | 137.802025 wk 9 | 76.022025 wk 8 | |
16 dylhareDylan Hare | 2 | 8-19 | 29.6% | 2,916.78 | 3,123.94 | 163.582023 wk 5 | 69.722023 wk 9 | |
17 Team WaltersChris Walters | 2 | 5-21 | 19.2% | 2,538.16 | 3,226.14 | 134.662018 wk 7 | 44.782017 wk 9 | |
18 Trumane's Tenacious TeamTrumane Bell II | 2 | 3-23 | 11.5% | 2,372.30 | 3,149.90 | 124.522025 wk 9 | 49.002025 wk 8 | |
19 Funsen Prob gon loseLogan Paschal | 1 | 1-12 | 7.7% | 1,174.50 | 1,499.06 | 128.902019 wk 6 | 54.802019 wk 13 |
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🔥 Highest single games
- 1Hardin-Jefferson Hawksvs Demar-diac Arrest · 2025 wk 7200.34
- 2
Juju Smith-Jukestervs Team Walters · 2018 wk 12199.74 - 3🥪dubs by nwachukuvs Jerick My Cock · 2018 wk 11197.72
- 4
Bunson Burnersvs Doneson Durners · 2017 wk 11196.66 - 5🥪dubs by nwachukuvs I Gotta Thielen · 2018 wk 1195.64
🧊 Lowest single games
- 1
Brady Gagavs Team Walters · 2018 wk 1133.10 - 2Brady Gagavs Will Sin · 2018 wk 1242.02
- 3Brady Gagavs I Gotta Thielen · 2018 wk 1042.46
- 4
BIG SLIMEvs 2019 Pittsburgh Steelers · 2020 wk 1342.52 - 5🥪Team Waltersvs Team Lunsen Lurners · 2017 wk 944.78
💥 Biggest blowouts
- 1
2019 Pittsburgh Steelersvs Jake Fromm State Farm · 2020 wk 12+131.40 - 2Bunson Burnersvs Doneson Durners · 2017 wk 11+104.76
- 3🥪dubs by nwachukuvs Funsen Prob gon lose · 2019 wk 4+104.40
- 4🥪dubs by nwachukuvs Brady Gaga · 2018 wk 6+104.10
- 5Demar-diac Arrestvs Nabers Think I'm Sellin Dope · 2024 wk 1+103.66
😬 Closest calls
- 1Ridley's Can't Miss Parlayvs Amon Ra Dawgs · 2023 wk 13+0.06
- 2Shannon Shartvs CeeDeez Nutz · 2021 wk 6+0.08
- 3🥪dubs by nwachukuvs Nutsack Balls · 2019 wk 8+0.14
- 4Steeler Virginityvs Shannon Shart · 2021 wk 3+0.14
- 5🥪dubs by nwachukuvs Pat Ma Hiney · 2018 wk 13+0.22
Head-to-head explorer
Downs Syndrome
Brayden Pomirko
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+443.44 all-time
Regular-season games across all linked seasons. Point swing is total scored minus conceded in those games. Tap an opponent to flip the view.
The full grid
| vs → | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brayden Pomirko | · | 5-5 | 5-6 | 2-11 | 9-5 | 6-7 | 1-1 | 0-1 | 3-7 | 7-7 | 9-3 | 4-2 | 1-1 | 2-0 | 1-0 | 2-0 | 4-0 | 2-0 | 1-0 |
| Bucky Lemons | 5-5 | · | 3-11 | 6-8 | 7-4 | 4-4 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 4-4 | 6-4 | 8-6 | 7-4 | 3-1 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 2-1 | 2-0 | 2-0 | 1-0 |
| kelechi nwachuku | 6-5 | 11-3 | · | 9-5 | 6-6 | 5-4 | 1-0 | 1-0 | 1-6 | 7-5 | 7-7 | 6-3 | 0-2 | 1-3 | 0-1 | 2-0 | 2-0 | 3-1 | 1-0 |
| Greyson Kash | 11-2 | 8-6 | 5-9 | · | 5-5 | 6-4 | 0-1 | 1-0 | 5-5 | 4-6 | 4-10 | 6-3 | 1-1 | 3-1 | 0-1 | 2-0 | 2-0 | 2-0 | 0-1 |
| Jase Rupert | 5-9 | 4-7 | 6-6 | 5-5 | · | 6-7 | 0-2 | 0-1 | 5-5 | 8-8 | 3-7 | 3-3 | 1-1 | 2-0 | 0-1 | 2-1 | 3-1 | 2-0 | 1-0 |
| Tron Rideaux | 7-6 | 4-4 | 4-5 | 4-6 | 7-6 | · | 1-0 | — | 2-8 | 4-9 | 5-5 | 3-4 | 2-0 | 1-1 | — | 1-2 | 2-2 | 1-0 | 1-0 |
| Jaxsen Wirth | 1-1 | 1-0 | 0-1 | 1-0 | 2-0 | 0-1 | · | — | 0-1 | 1-0 | 1-0 | — | 1-0 | — | — | — | — | — | 1-0 |
| Andrew McGowan | 1-0 | 1-0 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 | — | — | · | 1-1 | 1-0 | 1-0 | 0-2 | — | — | 1-0 | — | — | 1-0 | — |
| Grayson Briggs | 7-3 | 4-4 | 6-1 | 5-5 | 5-5 | 8-2 | 1-0 | 1-1 | · | 5-5 | 6-2 | 2-7 | 1-1 | — | 1-0 | 1-1 | — | 2-0 | 2-0 |
| Brayden Pelt | 7-7 | 4-6 | 5-7 | 6-4 | 8-8 | 9-4 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 5-5 | · | 6-3 | 4-2 | 1-1 | 0-2 | 2-0 | 4-0 | 3-1 | 1-1 | 2-0 |
| Luke Morreale | 3-9 | 6-8 | 7-7 | 10-4 | 7-3 | 5-5 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 2-6 | 3-6 | · | 6-3 | 1-3 | 3-1 | 0-1 | 1-1 | 2-0 | 3-1 | 1-0 |
| Kenneth Hayman | 2-4 | 4-7 | 3-6 | 3-6 | 3-3 | 4-3 | — | 2-0 | 7-2 | 2-4 | 3-6 | · | 1-1 | — | 1-0 | 2-0 | — | 2-0 | — |
| Mason Murray | 1-1 | 1-3 | 2-0 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 0-2 | 0-1 | — | 1-1 | 1-1 | 3-1 | 1-1 | · | — | — | 0-1 | — | — | 1-0 |
| Caleb Hayden | 0-2 | 3-1 | 3-1 | 1-3 | 0-2 | 1-1 | — | — | — | 2-0 | 1-3 | — | — | · | — | — | 1-1 | — | — |
| Patrick Medina | 0-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 1-0 | 1-0 | — | — | 0-1 | 0-1 | 0-2 | 1-0 | 0-1 | — | — | · | — | — | 1-0 | — |
| Dylan Hare | 0-2 | 1-2 | 0-2 | 0-2 | 1-2 | 2-1 | — | — | 1-1 | 0-4 | 1-1 | 0-2 | 1-0 | — | — | · | — | 1-0 | — |
| Chris Walters | 0-4 | 0-2 | 0-2 | 0-2 | 1-3 | 2-2 | — | — | — | 1-3 | 0-2 | — | — | 1-1 | — | — | · | — | — |
| Trumane Bell II | 0-2 | 0-2 | 1-3 | 0-2 | 0-2 | 0-1 | — | 0-1 | 0-2 | 1-1 | 1-3 | 0-2 | — | — | 0-1 | 0-1 | — | · | — |
| Logan Paschal | 0-1 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 0-1 | — | 0-2 | 0-2 | 0-1 | — | 0-1 | — | — | — | — | — | · |
Read across: the row owner's record against each column owner. Greener = owns them, redder = owned by them.