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The ESPN EraArchived
Idiot Sandwich · 2017–2025, before the move to Sleeper
League History
Nine seasons of receipts, rescued from ESPN before the lights went out.
2025 season
Final🏆 Champion
Let James CookJase Rupert🥈 Runner-up
Dru's CrewAndrew McGowan📈 Best regular season
The Department of JusticeBucky Lemons🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Trumane's Tenacious TeamTrumane Bell II| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1Let James CookJase Rupert🏆 | 10-3 | 1,571.96 | 1,437.60 |
| 2Dru's CrewAndrew McGowan | 8-5 | 1,543.94 | 1,405.16 |
3 Bucky's TeamGrayson Briggs | 7-6 | 1,456.56 | 1,445.06 |
| 4The Department of JusticeBucky Lemons | 10-3 | 1,619.22 | 1,431.02 |
5 Tucker right in the PukaKenneth Hayman | 8-5 | 1,603.34 | 1,346.76 |
6 Hardin-Jefferson HawksBrayden Pelt | 9-4 | 1,725.62 | 1,438.48 |
7 Demar-diac ArrestGreyson Kash | 5-8 | 1,489.26 | 1,520.52 |
8 Malik-in’ You ScreamPatrick Medina | 6-7 | 1,486.92 | 1,626.92 |
9 Downs SyndromeBrayden Pomirko | 5-8 | 1,386.50 | 1,491.54 |
10 Darnell Moon-Mekelechi nwachuku | 5-8 | 1,360.90 | 1,450.64 |
11 Porta my Deebona inner ButemanLuke Morreale | 4-9 | 1,365.58 | 1,558.52 |
| 12Trumane's Tenacious TeamTrumane Bell II | 1-12 | 1,090.70 | 1,548.28 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2024 season
Final🏆 Champion
Nabers Think I'm Sellin DopeBrayden Pomirko🥈 Runner-up
Demar-diac ArrestGreyson Kash📈 Best regular season
Demar-diac ArrestGreyson Kash🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Trumane's Tenacious TeamTrumane Bell II| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1Nabers Think I'm Sellin DopeBrayden Pomirko🏆 | 8-5 | 1,580.34 | 1,578.72 |
| 2Demar-diac ArrestGreyson Kash | 10-3 | 1,632.18 | 1,414.40 |
3 Bateman's Breakoutkelechi nwachuku | 8-5 | 1,494.86 | 1,425.76 |
| 4Better Call HallBucky Lemons | 7-6 | 1,461.44 | 1,413.34 |
5 Bijan Schmijan'sBrayden Pelt | 7-6 | 1,510.86 | 1,467.14 |
| 6Butker right in the CharbonnetKenneth Hayman | 8-5 | 1,524.36 | 1,463.20 |
| 7Joevid-19Luke Morreale | 6-7 | 1,638.40 | 1,615.46 |
8 dylhareDylan Hare | 5-8 | 1,490.54 | 1,463.08 |
| 9Nico-tine FiendsGrayson Briggs | 6-7 | 1,404.20 | 1,454.32 |
| 10Purdy Fly for a White GuyJase Rupert | 6-7 | 1,457.56 | 1,438.34 |
11 Poop timeTron Rideaux | 5-8 | 1,404.26 | 1,545.22 |
| 12Trumane's Tenacious TeamTrumane Bell II | 2-11 | 1,281.60 | 1,601.62 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2023 season
Final🏆 Champion
Hot Chuubb Time MachineBucky Lemons🥈 Runner-up
Joshin aroundKenneth Hayman📈 Best regular season
Tua Girls One Cupkelechi nwachuku🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Amon Ra DawgsDylan Hare| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1Hot Chuubb Time MachineBucky Lemons🏆 | 10-4 | 1,656.30 | 1,536.46 |
| 2Joshin aroundKenneth Hayman | 10-4 | 1,957.04 | 1,665.06 |
3 Murray's MinionsMason Murray | 7-7 | 1,600.78 | 1,635.16 |
| 4Tua Girls One Cupkelechi nwachuku | 11-3 | 1,834.66 | 1,572.42 |
| 5Dakcine MandateGreyson Kash | 9-5 | 1,825.04 | 1,631.92 |
| 6Bijan Scared StraightBrayden Pomirko | 5-9 | 1,570.90 | 1,663.74 |
| 7Ceedeez Nuts sLambed On Ur FaceLuke Morreale | 9-5 | 1,819.72 | 1,561.36 |
| 8TanksGrayson Briggs | 5-9 | 1,479.00 | 1,625.32 |
9 Geno Smith'sBrayden Pelt | 3-11 | 1,377.12 | 1,688.62 |
| 10Modern WarfareTron Rideaux | 7-7 | 1,526.92 | 1,672.48 |
| 11Ridley's Can't Miss ParlayJase Rupert | 5-9 | 1,539.64 | 1,699.96 |
| 12Amon Ra DawgsDylan Hare | 3-11 | 1,426.24 | 1,660.86 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2022 season
Final🏆 Champion
Hot Chuubb Time MachineBucky Lemons🥈 Runner-up
HardinJefferson HawksBrayden Pelt📈 Best regular season
HardinJefferson HawksBrayden Pelt🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Don't Love DeebHoesBrayden Pomirko| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1Hot Chuubb Time MachineBucky Lemons🏆 | 8-6 | 1,887.80 | 1,781.28 |
| 2HardinJefferson HawksBrayden Pelt | 11-3 | 1,872.54 | 1,773.66 |
3 Chicago, Know Imma SnapLuke Morreale | 7-7 | 1,734.98 | 1,683.90 |
| 4Modern WarfareTron Rideaux | 10-4 | 1,722.98 | 1,545.74 |
| 5Catalina Wine MixonGrayson Briggs | 7-7 | 1,643.60 | 1,708.70 |
| 6Dog Sh!T TeamGreyson Kash | 6-8 | 1,612.98 | 1,830.68 |
| 7Kareem PieKenneth Hayman | 4-10 | 1,535.44 | 1,700.32 |
| 8Action Jacksonskelechi nwachuku | 7-7 | 1,636.46 | 1,581.44 |
9 Kyler Murray on 2XP weekendsJase Rupert | 5-9 | 1,634.42 | 1,679.68 |
| 10Don't Love DeebHoesBrayden Pomirko | 5-9 | 1,680.36 | 1,676.16 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2021 season
Final🏆 Champion
Shannon ShartGreyson Kash🥈 Runner-up
Hurts LockerBrayden Pomirko📈 Best regular season
Playoffs, But My Team SucksGrayson Briggs🥪 Idiot Sandwich
CeeDeez NutzBrayden Pelt| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1Shannon ShartGreyson Kash🏆 | 10-4 | 1,822.78 | 1,685.88 |
| 2Hurts LockerBrayden Pomirko | 9-5 | 1,803.68 | 1,759.46 |
| 3Playoffs, But My Team SucksGrayson Briggs | 12-2 | 1,863.54 | 1,477.00 |
| 4Steeler VirginityLuke Morreale | 10-4 | 1,675.04 | 1,552.20 |
| 5The Mixon AdministrationBucky Lemons | 4-10 | 1,666.66 | 1,811.12 |
6 Tyreek Hills DaycareJase Rupert | 7-7 | 1,767.00 | 1,737.04 |
| 7I'm Thielen LuckyKenneth Hayman | 3-11 | 1,536.86 | 1,702.90 |
| 8Action Jacksonskelechi nwachuku | 6-8 | 1,644.28 | 1,712.06 |
9 SAO TTGHANZOTron Rideaux | 5-9 | 1,665.46 | 1,754.56 |
| 10CeeDeez NutzBrayden Pelt | 4-10 | 1,504.72 | 1,757.80 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2020 season
Final🏆 Champion
Biggest WinnerBrayden Pomirko🥈 Runner-up
Team Younghoekelechi nwachuku📈 Best regular season
CeeDeez NutzBrayden Pelt🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Weekly IR ReportGreyson Kash| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1Biggest WinnerBrayden Pomirko🏆 | 8-5 | 1,699.38 | 1,587.64 |
| 2Team Younghoekelechi nwachuku | 8-5 | 1,744.24 | 1,514.10 |
| 3Nasty Wide OutsGrayson Briggs | 9-4 | 1,597.78 | 1,466.54 |
| 4CeeDeez NutzBrayden Pelt | 9-4 | 1,756.76 | 1,518.38 |
| 52019 Pittsburgh SteelersLuke Morreale | 6-7 | 1,609.94 | 1,510.92 |
6 Nutsack BallsJase Rupert | 6-7 | 1,508.50 | 1,555.96 |
7 BIG SLIMETron Rideaux | 3-10 | 1,375.20 | 1,689.68 |
8 Jake Fromm State FarmKenneth Hayman | 6-7 | 1,523.58 | 1,616.16 |
| 9Instant KamaraBucky Lemons | 5-8 | 1,531.70 | 1,663.84 |
| 10Weekly IR ReportGreyson Kash | 5-8 | 1,508.54 | 1,732.40 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2019 season
Final🏆 Champion
BIG SLIMETron Rideaux🥈 Runner-up
4th and SchlongBrayden Pomirko📈 Best regular season
Golden TaintGrayson Briggs🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Funsen Prob gon loseLogan Paschal| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1BIG SLIMETron Rideaux🏆 | 8-5 | 1,530.12 | 1,307.92 |
| 24th and SchlongBrayden Pomirko | 9-4 | 1,730.36 | 1,477.12 |
| 3South Side PrideJaxsen Wirth | 9-4 | 1,580.66 | 1,590.38 |
| 4Golden TaintGrayson Briggs | 11-2 | 1,705.40 | 1,455.78 |
5 Jimmy GaroppTheseHoesBrayden Pelt | 7-6 | 1,484.30 | 1,489.28 |
| 6Nutsack BallsJase Rupert | 6-7 | 1,495.50 | 1,501.78 |
7 My Ball Zach ErtzGreyson Kash | 6-7 | 1,443.60 | 1,483.04 |
| 8🥪I Gotta ThielenBucky Lemons | 7-6 | 1,490.78 | 1,515.74 |
9 McCaffrican AmericansLuke Morreale | 2-11 | 1,569.62 | 1,753.42 |
| 10🥪dubs by nwachukukelechi nwachuku | 6-7 | 1,567.42 | 1,518.72 |
11 The Shake-N-BakersMason Murray | 6-7 | 1,324.56 | 1,504.58 |
| 12Funsen Prob gon loseLogan Paschal | 1-12 | 1,174.50 | 1,499.06 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2018 season
Final🏆 Champion
🥪dubs by nwachukukelechi nwachuku
🥈 Runner-up
Juju Smith-JukesterLuke Morreale📈 Best regular season
🥪dubs by nwachukukelechi nwachuku
🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Funsen FurnersCaleb Hayden| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1🥪dubs by nwachukukelechi nwachuku🏆 | 10-3 | 1,906.66 | 1,551.58 |
| 2Juju Smith-JukesterLuke Morreale | 10-3 | 1,818.18 | 1,484.46 |
3 Pat Ma HineyBrayden Pelt | 9-4 | 1,762.72 | 1,456.72 |
4 Team Lentard fortnetJase Rupert | 9-4 | 1,522.60 | 1,423.60 |
| 5🥪I Gotta ThielenBucky Lemons | 4-9 | 1,578.96 | 1,720.74 |
6 Jerick My CockGreyson Kash | 7-6 | 1,772.82 | 1,874.30 |
7 Will SinBrayden Pomirko | 7-6 | 1,616.66 | 1,430.96 |
8 Team WaltersChris Walters | 3-10 | 1,327.10 | 1,616.38 |
9 Brady GagaTron Rideaux | 1-12 | 1,040.98 | 1,652.62 |
| 10Funsen FurnersCaleb Hayden | 5-8 | 1,449.80 | 1,585.12 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.
2017 season
Final🏆 Champion
🥪Doneson DurnersBrayden Pomirko
🥈 Runner-up
Bunson BurnersBrayden Pelt📈 Best regular season
King TronathonTron Rideaux🥪 Idiot Sandwich
Team Lunsen LurnersJase Rupert| Team | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1🥪Doneson DurnersBrayden Pomirko🏆 | 8-5 | 1,533.20 | 1,492.60 |
| 2Bunson BurnersBrayden Pelt | 8-5 | 1,613.94 | 1,410.32 |
| 3King TronathonTron Rideaux | 10-3 | 1,653.92 | 1,419.68 |
| 4🥪dubs by nwachukukelechi nwachuku | 8-5 | 1,651.22 | 1,486.98 |
| 5Dumb KHuntsGreyson Kash | 7-6 | 1,527.74 | 1,468.90 |
6 Munsen MurnersLuke Morreale | 6-7 | 1,373.10 | 1,425.80 |
| 7🥪Team LemonsBucky Lemons | 7-6 | 1,467.62 | 1,368.36 |
| 8🥪Team WaltersChris Walters | 2-11 | 1,211.06 | 1,609.76 |
| 9Funsen FurnersCaleb Hayden | 7-6 | 1,396.66 | 1,408.86 |
| 10Team Lunsen LurnersJase Rupert | 2-11 | 1,187.70 | 1,524.90 |
Final standings as ESPN ranked them — playoffs included.